Well, a belated Happy New Year to everybody. Here're a couple of funny text messages I got on New Year's.

May you have the Wisdon of Solomon
the Commitment of Jacob
the Courage of Joshua
the Dreamer Spirit of Joseph
the Faitfulness of David and
the Penis of Goliath

I am thinking of running for president. If you support my cause,
join the noise barrage tonight between 11 pm and 1 am. If the
whole nation unites, I will run!