Friday, July 30, 2004
2. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo - I know very little about politics to actually bash this person. As such, I will focus more on her physical qualities. Haha. And you will have to bear with me on this one because it might just make you hate me for being a jerk. First, isn't she just tiny? She's like a little elf stuffed into a pastel suit. Or a wee little leprechaun. I'm pretty sure all the world's leaders are rolling around in their heads in amusement. Second, doesn't she just have the worst voice you could ever imagine any president of having. She squeaks. It's just irritating. It's just one of those things that you absolutely loathe without knowing why. It's like a stench, you can't really decipher or understand the chemical and electrical signals that pass from your nose to your brain but it just leaves you wretching in disgust. And why does she have to speak english all the time? Did she have an adviser tell her that her voice is actually a lot worse when she speaks Filipino? Finally, doesn't she just have the most excruciatingly annoying pout you have ever seen. Let's not forget her toothy smile. It's like you just wanna grab her face and rip it off her skull.
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